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搞笑的閩南語式普通話,笑死人不償命!

發表于 討論求助 2019-07-15 15:48:39

搞笑的閩南語式普通話,笑死人不償命!

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? ? ? 有些閩南人在講普通話的時候,經常會時不時蹦出幾句閩南語來,用閩南話說就是“雞母屎半黑白”,意思是這個人說話不清不楚,今天,小編就和各位親們分享一些搞笑的閩南語式普通話。



1、有一次在麥當勞排隊,聽見前面一個壯漢說:“小姐,我要一杯強汁(意思是:橙汁)。”

2、在國貿等電梯時,曾經聽見有一個人講道:“電推怎么還不下來啊?”

3、在車上,一位同事嫌太熱,朝司機喊:“空調能不能(意思是:開)大一點?”

4、初中時,老師點名,點到某個同學沒有來,于是他的同桌就答道:“他今天破病(意思是:生病)了”。

5、報紙曾經報道過:一名外地年輕女孩在街上問路,旁邊的一名泉州本地中年男子便說:“你要去的地方在那邊,我(意思是:報路)你去。”那個外地女孩聽完,嚇得急忙轉身跑掉了。


6、有個人,手電筒的電池沒電了,于是跑去商店說:“小姐,給我拿一排電土(意思是:電池)”。小姐聽完大囧。

7、去買炸饅頭時,店里老板抱怨煤炭不夠,說:“米有賀(意思是:沒有火),炸不起來。”

8、現在用微信發信息時,自然而然地會用到“三不五時”這個短語,意思是:時不時。

9、吃火鍋想吃白蘿卜的時候,會脫口而出:“幫我撈一塊菜頭(意思是:白蘿卜)。”每次這么說時,同桌的朋友都很無語。

10、某人在海鮮館請客,上菜上到魷魚的時候,主人就一直對客人說:“來,大家多吃少管(意思是:魷魚)。”同桌的客人聽完大囧。

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11、某人去文印店買復寫紙時,對服務員說:“小姐,你的肚子(意思是:復印紙)借我用一下 。”小姐聽完淚奔。

12、經常有人會說口頭禪,幫我把這件衣服(意思是:掛)上去,謝謝!

13、某人突然秀逗了,就會被朋友們吐槽:“你的頭殼(意思是:腦袋)壞掉了啊!”

14、某人曾經說過,我的手烏青(意思是:淤青)了,拿不動糕筆(意思是:圓珠筆)。

15、有次在食堂,有個童鞋點燒烤,然后發現燒糊了,他便跟服務員說:“小姐,這個雞排臭干(意思是:燒焦了)掉了,拿點豆油(意思是:醬油)給我吧!”很有喜感的一句話。



16、某人到北方的商店時,曾經跟售貨員說:小假(意思是:小姐),(意思是:我)要買電罐(意思是:熱水瓶)。

17、某人常在洗衣服后說“等我(意思是:晾衣服)一下衣服。”

18、某人跑到食堂要點空心菜的時候說,和服務員說:“我要點一份硬菜(意思是:空心菜)!”不知道的人還以為是要點大餐呢

19、以前,有些閩南人在吃火鍋的時候,經常會說要去吃暖高燒(意思是:火鍋)。

20、東西不錯吃、不錯看,歌不錯聽,貌似這個詞現在很多人都在用了,這里的不錯就是”好”的意思。



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